1. Thanks to the newly appointed security guard on duty to patrol the jack-the-ripper-is-here corner every night behind the montclair borders.
2. Thanks to suffering souls in political theory class for their vicarious sacrifice.
3. Thanks to my car for it's strict non-clutter policy.
4. Thanks to all the bitches and sweethearts in the world for unknowingly enriching my life with instruction.
5. Thanks to my mom, because everything would be easy without her.
6. Thanks to friends for sharing alternate perspectives.
7. Thanks to all of my sister's contemporaries who drank pisco sour to Calo's "Formas de Amor"
8. Thanks to all the latin american lovers who lived during the latin pop music frenzy of the 90s for leaving a legacy to envy.
9. Thanks to the neural possibility of positive self-talk.
10. Thanks to Pilot's Dr.Grip for comfortable writing.
11. Thanks to verizon's preemptive(live operator) notice to pay my bill before I'm entrapped in a cataclysmic disconnection from the human family.
12. Thanks to organic food for it's unusual attraction to the interior of my refrigerator.
13. Thanks to beautiful women.
